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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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