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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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