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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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