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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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