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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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