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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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