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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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