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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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