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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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