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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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