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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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