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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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