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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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