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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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