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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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