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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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