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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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