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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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