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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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