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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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