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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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