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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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