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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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