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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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