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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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