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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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