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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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