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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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