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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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