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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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