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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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