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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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