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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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