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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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