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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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