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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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