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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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