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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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