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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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