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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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