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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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