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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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