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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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