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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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