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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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