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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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