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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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