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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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