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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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