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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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