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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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