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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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