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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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