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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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