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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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