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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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