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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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