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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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