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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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