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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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