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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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