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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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