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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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