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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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