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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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