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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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