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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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