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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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