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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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